I finally kicked down the noisy neighbors' door...

...to find that they had moved out. All that was left was a recording of them arguing. On loop. At full volume.

I know I should've been happy to discover that they were finally gone, but I was even more annoyed with them. Instead of just leaving quietly, they had to make sure they got the last word in our bitter feud. As irrational as it may sound, I wanted revenge. I wanted the last word. No, they were not allowed to sneak away into the night and leave me with this insane gift. Realizing that the landlord probably hadn't done his final inspection of the apartment yet, I picked up the CD player they left behind, shut the door as best I could without actually touching it, and went back to my place. Surely, there was no way they were getting their security deposit after damaging their front door during the move.